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There nothing more dissapointing
trying to pin down that last tasty
morsel as it appears and dissapears
like some debated exobiological
creature of the deep.
This hand held device which
measures below and to the side
using sonar displays its picture of
what's below on a small screen.
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<ping...........................ping> |
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"Waiter, there's a sub sandwich in my soup!" |
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Couldn't i just use a new piece of cutlery resembling a trawlers net. Or am I trying to avoid the 'dreaded vegetables' with this contraption. |
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A medical ultrasound would probably do the trick, although you might feel a little out of place sitting in the obstetricians waiting room with a bowl of soup. |
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Have a soup-bowl sized expeditionary fleet, sailing the seven peas in search of lost scallions. |
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Or, of course, you could always use a fork... |
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Ridiculous and amusing. + |
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I see the Grinch, er Autoboner has left it's mark. |
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Yes! --- beautiful, [sartep] + |
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An idea of the highest quality. Tell me though, could we use thermal imaging in order to avoid the roof-of-the-mouth scalding from notorious hotspots? |
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"Waiter! There's soup in my Sonar!" |
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Good thinking, [sartep].(+). |
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