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Make soup out of Schrodinger's cat, so when they ask "Is it soup yet?" you can say, with Heisenbergian certainty, "Well... it is, and it isn't!"
The Bong Game
http://www.halfbake...edy_20Suffix_20Club
[goff, Jul 06 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
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Would the soup be served in a box? |
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I vote for and against this idea. |
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But don't you run a 50% chance of boiling a live cat? |
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Its all perfectly fine until your spoon starts behaving like a wave... |
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"The poor boy changes clothes
And puts on after-shave" |
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(As if everybody here would know
Exactly what he was talking about)| — | lubbit,
Jul 07 2001, last modified Jul 10 2001 |
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Well that's one way to lose these walking blues |
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Hang on .. I think you'll find we're playing the Bong game..see my annotation to the Secret Comedy Suffix Club |
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(a-wa) O kodwa u zo-nge li-sa namhlange
(a-wa a-wa) Si-bona kwenze ka kanjani
(a-wa a-wa) Amanto mbazane ayeza
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Waitress: "The soup of the day today is French Onion... or
*is* it?" |
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"Waiter, I've got a wave in my soup" |
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This doesn't have much to do with soup, but plenty with cats and their existence. |
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In "News of the Weird," I read about a CIA operation that involved implanting a microphone inside a cat so that operatives could "overhear" the evil plans of evildoers. They also implanted an antenna in the cats tail so it could transmit the messages received through the microphone. Unfortunately, the initial test run was ruined when the SpyCat was run over by a taxi. |
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"Waiter, my soup *is* a wave!" |
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Its too metaphysical when I'm hungry |
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This would explain why "crouton" sounds like a kind of particle... |
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I love the fact that the voting on this idea is dead even. So appropriate. |
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Beautiful idea. I'll vote yes if someone else will give it a no. |
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Certainly a meal to make a P.E.T.A. member catatonic. Or is soup a meal? I'll have to ask George Costanza. Pass the oy-veysterettes, please. |
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CERN + croutons = shake+bake |
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Which way do you skin this cat? |
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Depends on its spin. Or strangeness. |
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