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Few heroes have saved the princess more often
than this famous plumber. And relatively few
princesses have been so underguarded and inept
as to have been captured, over and over again, by
largely the same minions. It makes me worry
about the state of modern royal upbringing as well
as the
country's future. What can be said for a
future head of state who is such an airhead as to
literally float?
We think Mario should be bestowed with the order
of knighthood by the Danish Monarchy for the
bravery he so often has demonstrated.
Hotel Mario
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotel_Mario
An atrocity commited by the Danish Royal Philips Electronics Co. [Spacecoyote, Oct 16 2010]
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The only thing he is better at is losing the poor girl. |
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I dub thee Lord Trafalgar Smith Smith. Arise, sir knight! |
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But isn't Mario Japanese? |
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So? The Danish Order of the Elephant, which is a knighthood,
is
awarded mostly to non-Danes. |
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Apparently Mario's surname is not Mario, but is undefined.
Perhaps "Sir Mario of Nintendo" would be more appropriate. |
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Or use his name before he became on over-branded pawn in the games industry: Jump Man. |
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A heriditary earldom would surely be better as it would live on after the first Earl's untimely end. |
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Oh wait...that's not going to happen. |
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Has he got children? I bet the heir apparent wants him out of the way. |
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Sp.: An hereditary earldom |
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//Trafalgar Smith Smith//
Now there's a name I haven't heard for a while. |
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yes yes fair point - but I am in Dallas at the moment |
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It has been discovered that Luigi has schizophrenia and moonlights as Wario and Bullet Bill. |
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