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Sexy TRaEAT
Time-Released auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Tourniquet | |
Use MikeD's Sexy TRaEAT! Once applied around the neck, it will thoroughly occlude your airway, and restrict blood-flow to the brain, giving your orgasm the near-death/suffocation sensation your perverted ass wants.
After two minutes, MikeD's Sexy TRaEAT will self release, allowing homeostatic ventilation
and perfusion to resume, precluding our clients from being both the perpetrator and the victim of an embarrassing accidental suicide scene.
Available in chain link, studded leather, and silk.
*Mailed discreetly.
Sphygmomanometer collar
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Prior Art [8th of 7, Jul 05 2011]
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Old blood pressure machines should be refurbished for this purpose. |
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5 votes for a time-released auto-erotic asphyxiation tourniquet? for heaven sake people - have you all forgotten what real sex between loving adults feels like? I feel so sorry for you all. |
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ERROR MESSAGE: 00007031 RELEASE FAILURE - PLEASE PRESS RESET |
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so glad [norm] is so norm. |
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Aw Jeez. This just gave me the visual of some old blind master saying, "When you can snatch the tourniquet from my hand... it is time for you to go." to a young David Caradine. |
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[21] choking someone else is so much healthier than risking your own elf of course. |
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// have you all forgotten what real sex between loving adults feels like? // |
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// choking someone else is so much healthier // |
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"Choking on one's own vomit ? Whoever would have thought of choking on someone else's ?" |
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// Thankfully, yes. // poor baby. I think you've been deprived somehow. |
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<hands 8th a tissue> - sort yourself out, man. ewwwww. |
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btw, admin could we resolve the title issue somehow as well? TRaEAT? I feel like Hyacinth Bucket |
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//Thankfully, yes.// just don't argue with me 8th - - you haven't slept/ not slept with a real human female. just shout the fk up! |
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We understand it's kind of ... icky ... |
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I don't do this particular thing myself - let's just get that out of the way.
However, i also
understand that it isn't about not being willing or having the opportunity to
make love and it's not a case of either/or. The fact is that there are various
practices which are going to
happen no matter what and people out there who will do this. In this
particular case, it doesn't immediately and directly harm anyone else. If it
did, it would have to be stopped. Because it
exists, it makes sense to give people the chance to do it as safely as
possible. The alternatives are: |
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* accidental deaths because people have improvised. |
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* people surviving because they've minimised the danger. |
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However, i'm also wondering if taking away the danger of death would make
it less desirable for the people involved. I understand it works because of
the vasodilation but i think it would also develop psychological elements. |
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Can you add a TENS unit to your unit? No matter - bun [+]. |
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Undoubtedly the best type of asphyxiation. Someone should design a euthanasia machine that is autoerotic. |
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I still think the whole subject is creepy...no vote. |
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// btw, admin could we resolve the title issue
somehow as well? TRaEAT? I feel like Hyacinth
Bucket
I feel like a cup of peppermint tea. But that title
is
just a cobbled-together acronym -- it's not trying
to
be easy on the eyes, so I have no business making
it. And, really, the misspelling is the least of our
worries here, isn't it? |
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In factual terms, I'm surprised the trigger Mike
picked was a timer rather than a dead-man switch,
and I'm not sure that the (intended, at least)
safety of the device, regardless of its mechanism,
won't be a turn-off for the masochist customers. |
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And if you want to make fun of these accidents,
I'd have expected a mechanism for disguising the
cause of death, if one occurs. I don't know.
Maybe something where the strangulation device
releases and slinks harmless to the floor, disguised
as some more commonplace fetish item, say one
of those fluffy feathery shawls women sometimes
wear around their necks. Call it a boa constrictor. |
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Groan...now my morning is complete - Thank you [Jutta]. |
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I'm way ahead of you, [rcarty]! Won't be using it for many decades yet though. |
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I guess I'll have to wait for it to become available to use it 'second-hand'. |
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What [xandram] said. You possibly pervies. |
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//I feel like a cup of peppermint tea.// You don't _look_ like a cup of ... I'll get me (rain)coat. |
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Marked for tagline, but on some other site. |
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