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Sexy President
Lending New Meaning to the Phrase "Head of the Free World" (Inspired by Not-Yet-Real Events) | |
Charismatic populist billionaire Dan Trombone becomes
President. When his VP dies mysteriously, he nominates his
sexy covergirl wife "Pooshkie" to the post, and bowing to
popular pressure the Senate confirms her unanimously.
Dan suffers a fatal heart attack during an athletic bout of
lovemaking
with the insatiable Pooshkie, and she becomes
President. She then undertakes an ambitious campaign of
"bedroom diplomacy," seducing every major world leader,
male or female. In the movie's tour-de-force, she takes on
the entire Council of Presidents of the EU.
In the movie's climactic scene, she invades the boudoir of
the world's most feared Islamist terrorist, and soon reduces
him to a puddle of mewling, quivering jelly. The video is
released worldwide, and the Islamic terror threat
disappears as the terrorists become laughing-stocks.
Huffington Post about Ted Cruze
http://www.huffingt...star_n_9218184.html
[pashute, Feb 25 2016]
[link]
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So the idea isn't so much a "sexy" president as a
ravenous, out of control slut president. |
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I think we've already had a couple of those, albeit
the male version. |
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[smendler] no doubt being filmed for release already :) |
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Isn't this just basically Italy ? |
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I'm not up to date on my porn, but I'd wager a fin that there's prior art in that field. |
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Careful there, [smendler]. Remember, we had
Margaret Thatcher as P.M. a while ago, and there are
some images nobody wants in their head. |
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And the sequel would be...Sex in the Sand... |
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There were some candidates like this in real life around the
world: Ilona Staller in Hungary, and then there was a case very
close to this in the US itself. See link. |
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// Ilona Staller// Oh wow, that's the most colorful character I've read about outside of fiction. |
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//isn't so much a "sexy" president as a ravenous, out of control slut president.//
This is disheartening reading, for two reasons. First, it proceeds from the assumption that being able - using sex! - to reduce a violent fundamentalist to a p. of m., q. j. is something which does not require being sexy. This in turn suggests that men - even men of great and violent faith - are incapable of resisting a woman, irrespective of whether she is sexually attractive or not, presumably because all men are brainless hornbags*. Second, setting aside the fact that "slut" is an insult so gendered that some women seek to reclaim the term, it suggests a split between being sexy and being a slut - a woman can only be sexy if she isn't a slut and can only be a slut if she is not sexy - in other words, women are placed the invidious position that they can either be sexually active or sexually attractive. |
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It could be that this wasn't what you meant (death of the author) but I'm struggling to read this any other way. |
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* there is a school of broad British comedy which relies on this trope, but it is a shit school of comedy. |
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Did you suddenly realize you were late for an appointment, [pashute]? |
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Does "she" flick off her blond wig in the final scene, (Dustin Hoffman style) revealing that she was after all "he"? (I'm not saying who the perfect persona for this reveal might be - but we all know who that is) |
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