h a l f b a k e r y"Not baked goods, Professor; baked bads!" -- The Tick
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
| |
Yes. Bun. Easily implemented, highly marketable, and totally in tune with the whole ethos of the rollercoaster ride. |
|
| |
I mis-read this as 'scram-o-treon'. |
|
| |
I'm not riding this thing with my daughter. Bun from her, not me. |
|
| |
Baconbrain, you can only ride in this ride if you are at least this high (points to height sign). Please do not ride the Scream-o-Tron if you are pregnant or have a heart condition, or high blood pressure. |
|
| |
Hm, now that I think about it, it might be difficult to separate the loudness generated by the passengers from the loudness of the ride itself. Any suggestions? |
|
| |
Might this not create a positive feedback loop? Involuntary screams of terror provoke even more extreme roller-coastering? Oh well.. serves em right for getting on in the first place.. + |
|
| |
[iron_horse] this is EXACTLY the idea. But then, there IS a certain finite limit on how loud a person can scream... Maybe they should be encouraged to carry loudspeakers and air horns. |
|
| |
Why not monitor heart rate, blood pressure and other indicators for signs of stress? A truly terrifying ride would correlate these measurements with its behaviour. |
|
| |
Ah, but [Denholm], that'd take a rather long time to rig up all that monitoring equipment! It'd make the line even longer! |
|
| |
(though it'd be good to have it there just in case someone gets a heart attack...) |
|
| |
Design your coaster cars with a few extra axles. If the passengers seem excitable enough, have it shed a wheel or two while going up a loop... |
|
| |
// if you are pregnant or have a heart condition, or high blood pressure. // |
|
| |
Will the system include a tilting section of track at the end so that the stiffening corpses can be neatly tipped out into a convenient skip ? |
|
| |
"Soylent Green is People !" |
|
| |
I think if i were riding it, it would get
exponentially faster. The faster/more
extreme the ride, the more i scream, the
more i hate it, the more i want to get off,
the more i curse the creators of this
damned piece of equipment, the more i
scream, the faster i go, the more i want to
choke someone, then i will be traumatized
and never ride a roller coaster ever again. |
|
| |
[crazyrog], the machine measures only loudness, not gross amount of screaming! How many decibels can YOU get to? |
|
| |
Brilliant, if you ask me...NOW GET THE HELLLLLLL AWAY FROMMMMMMMMM ME. |
|
| |
ho-hum. why isn't this thing moving yet? |
|
| |