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Einstein bot learns to
smile on its own, machine learns
to make expressions
[anno2]
Solar cells costly yes
But Nanopillars make cheap
cells, promise the future
[see anno]
science fiction haiku
http://www.scifaiku.com/index.html
might be news someday, technology advances, five more syllables [jaksplat, Jul 10 2009]
Nanopillars, solar cells
http://www.scienced...07/090709170757.htm
[goodmars, Jul 11 2009]
Robot Learns To Smile And Frown
http://www.scienced...07/090708181206.htm
[goodmars, Jul 12 2009]
Science News
http://www.sciencenews.org/
Muse for Haikus [csea, Jul 12 2009]
Cats Can Manipulate
http://www.scienced...07/090713121348.htm
[goodmars, Jul 14 2009]
submit your techie haiku
http://www.thinkgeek.com/haiku/?cpg=98H
win $50 [jaksplat, Jul 15 2009]
SciKu
http://sciku.tumblr.com/
[goodmars, Jul 16 2009]
New Scientist column
evil_20freedom_20foundation
[theleopard, Jul 16 2009]
Weiner dogs!
http://www.sciencen...%2C_short_new_trick
[goodmars, Jul 17 2009]
Energy Stove
http://sciku.tumblr...o-sound-to-electric
[goodmars, Jul 20 2009]
(?) Holy Shit - Man Walks On Fucking Moon
http://store.theoni...oon-1969-p-332.html
[hippo, Jul 21 2009]
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New magnet installed
In underground cyclotron
Hopefully this time... |
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Science News Haiku
Like other haiku schemes here
Will become a list. |
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Lists are frowned on in the 'bakery. |
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Wrong indeed you are
For scientific haiku
deserve a croissant |
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Your annotation
Is not merely cryptic, but
Ignores the verse form |
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But Nanopillars make cheap |
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cells, promise the future |
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not a real OS:
"cloud" model based on Linux;
will be even worse. |
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//cloud model based on Linux// ummm sounds like seven to me! |
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(but ... normzone scored nine out of 7) |
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Cape Canaveral:
storm may delay shuttle launch.
Petrels point and laugh. |
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Jutta engages
In a possible list what
Ever comes next |
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21 questions
needs to revise his own stuff
before telling on others |
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his last line was too lengthy |
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But where is the news
Of science promised ? Here we
Sadly find it not. |
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Gosh oh my oh no
Inside the halfbakery
Our jutta's been cloned |
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A haiku with four
Lines would surely be most strange.
Have we missed something ? |
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DARPA EATR bot
eats plants for fuel. how cool!
Will it eat us next? |
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My meanderings:
Why five, seven, five syllables?
Most use seventeen. |
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smile on its own, machine learns |
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many negatives, let's change! |
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Fusion research now
closed. With immediate 'fect.
Find pink slip attached. |
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Far worse than last predicted |
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Grant available!
Prove that smoking is healthy.
Researchers queue up. |
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There was a researcher who, like you,
Tried composing his findings in haiku.
At meetings they shunned him,
No funders would fund him,
And his students all came out on striku. |
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Elegant. Simple.
Mass times the speed of light squared
Equals Energy.
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Elegant, simple,
But not really science news.
More like science olds. |
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Well that depends upon your timescale surely? |
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Popular fish avoids brink |
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People's smile count, more |
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Kitty knows what it wants |
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Swine Flu is coming
Pandemic media storm
Go and wash your hands. |
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men create faux sperm
may yield a steady supply
men are obsolete |
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German consortium
Plan solar power programme
In African sun
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in po's manless world
po unable to reach high shelf
or lift heavy things |
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Songs about science:
"She blinded me with Science!"
by Thomas Dolby |
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...Extract from page 3 on the Japanese Sony Walkman instructions, under the heading "Dolby NR"
pressing this button
considerably reduced
is noise on walkman
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//men create faux sperm
may yield a steady supply
men are obsolete
// |
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Women take control,
Wipe out the redundant sex,
Who'll make faux sperm now? |
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what is a man for
removing spiders from bath
and help with jewell'ry |
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taking out the bins
remembering sports results
and eating leftovers |
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hmm, talking of which
i could use a ladyfriend
my flat is a state!
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oh dear I've stepped
over the mark a bit there
a chauvinist git |
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The think about haiku
Is that it doesn't rhyme much
Which I don't laiku. |
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Atom panicking!
Has he lost an electron?
Yes, he's positive. |
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Hey [zen], you forgot
about bicycle mainten-
-ance and map-reading. |
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Oh yes! So I did!
while we're at it, who's going
to change all those bulbs? |
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[po] I would think twice
before writing us quite off
we might be handy! |
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wouldn't dream of writing you off or [hippo] |
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I'd even help with the flat if you get some beer in! |
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Careful, I might take you up on that! Although, conversely, if I drink enough beer, I don't mind quite so much about the (un)tidiness of the flat. In this way, a natural equilibrium emerges. |
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hippo zen tom po
create poems as they go
about their business ;-) |
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[jaksplat] did link to
a site with clever haiku
<Yoda> Happen, did. |
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Universe is vast.
Haiku explains science fast.
No rhyming allowed. |
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breaks require a pointy thingy break then br - then pointy break
sorry not good with code |
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oh, ask one of the clever people... |
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Hi [po]! <waves across the water> |
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anglo (angry brackets) hah! |
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waves back - kinda more alcohol than water - hee hee |
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Thanks for the tip, po/wagster. Now that I'm armed with breakability I'll try another lame effort:
Science haiku riles.
We protest poetically.
Self-referential.
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Star Wars reference
appreciated 4whom
may the force be with |
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Most of the above
"haikus" lack names of seasons.
So, they're senryu.
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This is the point where
you call me a pedant, and
maybe a right prick.
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Which is fair, of course.
I am not sure how to end.
Refrigerator. |
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is afoot, read the link, enjoy |
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care to write? leave anno |
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New Scientist gives
Megalomaniacal
Villain a column. |
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chromosome: height they have not |
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heat to sound to electric |
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What would Armstrong's third line have been? |
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I think to myself
What a wonderful wor-orld,
Ouch I fell over?
Nah! Doesn't work! |
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one small step for man
one giant leap for mankind
one... singular sensation... |
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Cells apoptosing.
Gene target validated!
Cancer will be cured! |
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One small step for man
One giant leap for mankind
Fuck, I'm on The Moon! |
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One small step for man
One giant leap for mankind
One huge alien |
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she who lists last lists loosely |
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anno a dunno how should [anno]? anno half dough
they could show brick who! |
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Not this one again?! The inevitable list! I'm not
joining in. |
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