h a l f b a k e r yTrying to contain nuts.
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Prediction: Cash no longer holds its value the way UV bulbs do. Criminals* approach UV-equipped ATMs to withdraw cash**; each ATM is then mysteriously less well lit. |
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*Inside The Big House, they call themselves 'businessmen'. Those at large are often called 'politicians'. |
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**You are looking for a 'businessman' who is over 25 years old. Younger businessmen avoid cash altogether, and deal in the trade of honest goods, such as oxycodone, Tide, and soon, UV bulbs. |
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We did this already, or at least something very similar. <link> |
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Not QUITE the same, but I did miss that on my search for
prior art, and it is pretty damn close. A bun to you, sir! |
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Health: stupidity, really? Goddamn it I'm laughing far too
hard at your choice of category! |
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While you're enjoying yourself, just drop all your change in the hopper. After all, you want to feel safe, don't you ? |
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"Your monetary and financial distinctiveness will be added
to our own..." |
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We like that, quite catchy... |
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