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Add a UV sanitizing bulb to the aforementioned items, so every
note and coin which is deposited gets disinfected automatically.
This saves the people who empty the machines the risk of
contracting viral infections from it, as well as any cashier's or
customers who get change dispensed from them.
Change disinfector
Change_20disinfector
Prior Art [8th of 7, Mar 26 2020]
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Prediction: Cash no longer holds its value the way UV bulbs do. Criminals* approach UV-equipped ATMs to withdraw cash**; each ATM is then mysteriously less well lit. |
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*Inside The Big House, they call themselves 'businessmen'. Those at large are often called 'politicians'. |
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**You are looking for a 'businessman' who is over 25 years old. Younger businessmen avoid cash altogether, and deal in the trade of honest goods, such as oxycodone, Tide, and soon, UV bulbs. |
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We did this already, or at least something very similar. <link> |
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Not QUITE the same, but I did miss that on my search for
prior art, and it is pretty damn close. A bun to you, sir! |
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Health: stupidity, really? Goddamn it I'm laughing far too
hard at your choice of category! |
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While you're enjoying yourself, just drop all your change in the hopper. After all, you want to feel safe, don't you ? |
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"Your monetary and financial distinctiveness will be added
to our own..." |
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We like that, quite catchy... |
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