Rock/Paper/Scissors currency system

It is generally accepted that money, these days, is nonsense. Most of us have negative money, owed to banks who have positive balance sheets made up of negative money. It is much more painful for a person to be £100,000 in debt than it is for a country to be £100,000,000 in debt. Et cetera et cetera.

Given this state of affairs, further confusion can only make things better. Therefore, I propose a currency system based on rock/paper/scissors. Specifically:

1 dollar = 5 shillings
1 shilling = 8 pounds
1 pound = 5 dollars.

Thus, a dollar is worth 200 dollars, a shilling is worth 200 shillings, and a pound is worth 200 pounds. Change- making becomes a win/win process, and almost any financial transaction benefits both parties. Even better, rather than 1% of the population owning 90% of the wealth, everyone can be richer than everyone else, allowing 100% of the population each to own well over 90% of the wealth. The circulation of money, which most economists agree is a good thing, would become so beneficial that a huge financial reverse-tornado would arise.

This would lead to some new and interesting economics. For example, buying a cheap item using the change from buying an expensive item might make you incredibly rich, whereas buying the cheap item first and the expensive item second would bankrupt you.

As another bonus, the poorest people in society, dealing only in the smallest of small change, could pay off the national debt (much as they do today). In so doing, they would become incredibly wealthy from the even smaller change arising from the transaction.