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Sorry [RayfordSteele]. If you had suggested 'prank auto-wedgie undies' I could have coughed up a criossant. But you didn't. |
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I worry that nitinol is becoming the new nanotech/bluetooth/XML ... |
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OK, sure I'll buy 'em. I'll even wear 'em. But as soon as the damned things overreact and crush my nuts, I'm suing. |
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Herman is the little fella that hollers "Darn darn darn!" |
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Can I blame this one on the Phantom Baker? |
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Terminator-2 undies. Cool! + |
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Would the heat from a 'silent but deadly' be enough to reshape the alloy? If so, would it jingle, or make lava sounds? Either way, it'd give away my stealth attack! |
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Hmmm... methanol-gas nano fuel cells built into the strands of metal. Power could find many uses down there! |
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Well I wouldn't want my underwear to reactively freeze when I need my engage my equipment. Sometimes I would prefer to be "ready" in advanced vs. having to manually engage the aparatus while my pants are down. I would hate to be in the heat of passion when all of a sudden I get a cold blast to the crotch. |
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