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These deluxe underpants are sold in high-end stores. They are twinned with another pair of underpants somewhere, when one pair is sold, the opposite pair is stocked next on the shelf. The prestigious "Businessman's Underpants" brand covers the cost of hidden twinned technology. The underpants are not
labelled as special or twinned.
Businessmen then go on their way and if they happen to be close to their twinned underpant wearer, such as in a board meeting, they start beeping. If they follow the increased-rate-beeping powerful magnets activate until they are drawn together and attached to the buttocks of a fellow businessman. the beeping gets louder and louder, elephants trumpet and fart sounds and they must take off their pants to be free again
croissant-patterned_20knickers
"With a 1/2baker-proximity-triggered custard-filled explosion sachet", no less! [Wrongfellow, Dec 22 2018]
Death Star Underwear
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Not a place you want to "feel a great disturbance" ... [8th of 7, Dec 22 2018]
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Can't think why this is not this xmas's hot fashion trend. |
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Have you been watching American Psycho again, or
just spending too much time with Sturton? |
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Personally, I'd rather not have quantum-entangled
smalls. It's prime Fermi Paradox material. |
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// spending too much time with Sturton? // |
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We didn't know that Broadmoor had started letting him have visitors again ... |
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Sturton has never actually been convicted of _anything_.
Well, there have been a couple, but they were both
overturned. His general philosophy is "what a jury can't
believe, they won't convict you for". It seems to have worked
so far. |
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Which reminds me, the intercalary has been asking after you.
Something to do with limes and a popcorn-making machine? |
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I thought that was the elevated lavvy with the built-in
small hydroelectric generator, to charge up phones
when it's flushed? |
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You did mention to Sturton that the phone should be
on the outside of the device? If not, remember never
to
borrow his
phone. |
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No, there was definitely a lime involved. At least I think he
said "lime". It could have been "ocelot", but I can't sure - he
had a mouth full of buffet at the time. |
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// His general philosophy is "what a jury can't believe, they
won't convict you for". It seems to have worked so far. // |
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Did he read Matilda as a child, but mistakenly think Miss
Trunchbull was supposed to be the protagonist? |
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At first i thought that the coming of this product would cast
gloom over the wearisome parade of festive corporate
drinkies but acksherly I think that if we could expand the
pairing from two to say six, then halfcut white men of ages
25-65,
could amuse themselves by forming up to twelve-legged
beasts, linked in benzene butt rings, scuttling about from All
Bar Ones to All Bar One, like The Thing but Tory. |
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// like The Thing but Tory. // |
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Up until now, our understanding has been that Mr. Rees-Mogg is already a Tory. |
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