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As nudists do not wear clothes and carrying a bag around can be cumbersome, why not adapt the human body so that it has built in storage pockets? This could be achieved by :
Determining position for pockets on legs (near top I guess?)
Making lacerations at these positions.
Insert pocket
material (non-toxic, such as polythene) and attach to outer skin.
This idea could be improved by adding 'zipper' technology to stop items falling out whilst running along.
(??) Pockets for nudists
http://home.tiscali...too/RealA/sacks.jpg [hippo, Nov 13 2005]
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[hippo, Aug 19 2009]
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People who have had liposuction could make use of the space provided by having large pockets installed. |
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You have too much free time. |
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If you put a pocket in the right place and tucked your naughty-bits into it, could the police arrest you for going otherwise nude? |
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I think they'd leave you alone unless you put your naughty-bits in a female nudists pocket. |
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Your idea is FANTASTIC. The best laugh I had in weeks :) |
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Well, if it were made of that fake-vagina material, you could oblige when people told you to go f- yourself. |
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Great idea, but what if you got your "pocket" caught on something and it gets ripped off...ouch. |
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Great idea, but I think it would be even better with Velcro rather than zippers! |
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I'd like to see that! Whenever you achieve it, PLEASE let us know!! |
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I agree with guinnman; pockets would be too tempting for sadistic people to grab and yank off. |
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A new meaning to what we limeys call a "bum bag" and what i think you call a "fanny sack"? |
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And thinking about it I've just looked at the colostomy bag aquarium idea and wondered how that would look for nudists...... |
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The problem with my pockets are that they are a depository for junk. I just keep stuff and stuff, I don't relish the idea of doing handstands to clean my pocket. I also cannot do handstands. |
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As a somewhat furry male, lint seems to gravitate naturally to my belly button. I also find lint in my pockets. This line of mushroom induced logic tells me that pocket = belly button. Perhaps it could be enlarged at birth like a koala. Some tribes stretch thier necks or earlobes. Why not belly buttons. It could be fashionable and practical. You could grow little flowers in your pouch....or mushrooms. Imagine the lint that could be collected....perhaps belly button lint in quantity would have a value...fuel for spaceships...you could maybe buy groceries (trade you a weeks belly button lint for that grapefruit). Hairy bellys would be as valuable as the goose that laid the golden egg.....Just a thought. |
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the idea of having a 'pocket' 'attatched' to one's person is an interesting and almost practical concept. i wouldn't mind having a hide-away pocket somewhere inconspicuous. it would come in handy to store oh say, a condom or to hide my stash when going to a concert. but i feel that promoting the notion to nudists is rediculous. by choosing to be a nudist, one has chosen to rid himself of the restrictions of clothing, posessions, and society in general. if they wanted pockets, they'd wear pants. |
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This idea is a little more than half baked... it's called
fleshpockets. |
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I've been working on it for about 3 years.
The pockets are nerve controlled elastic skin grafts. |
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I do own the domain fleshpockets.com and there is a
patent pending... |
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Even easier - just staple the rolls of flab onto pocket like orifices. Mmmm hairy belly pocket ! |
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When kangaroos are jumping, the way they do, what stops their offspring from flying out of their pouches? Are they fitted with some sort of tendon that tightens like the drawstring of my kagoule? |
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I suppose nudists with longer than average pubic hair could knit it into some sort of sporran.. |
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Come to think of it, growing facial or head hair specifically to knit into containers. Or maybe just to tie things on with? |
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The idea has possibilities, but the bellybutton thing would be incredibly hard to do highangle. Imagine all the fun of storing your driver's license in a flesh pocket. A cop pulls you over and asks to see your license... |
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Do you suspect you would have pores and sweat glands on the inside of this pocket? You're going to need some pocket deodorant. The aroma wafting out of your bacteria farm pocket will probably offset the benefits of holding your ID, money, keys or condoms. |
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the pockets wouldnt be thathard to yank off if they were really really thick. |
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That would make smuggling alot more rampant. |
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[churning] I'd make these out of some sort of nerve-less elastic polymer; that way, if someone tried to rip them off, they would just stretch out a bit without great harm to you. Of course, that won't prevent persistant persons; some defensive measures would have to be taken. [/churning] |
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The idea sounds unpleasant. I say fish. |
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Four words: Velcro plus Chest hair. I rest my case |
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You're an idiot, Mentalelemental. Get a life! |
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Shut up. You're a idiot, why don't you go home, get alife, and stop talking to yourself? |
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this is getting annoying!... |
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apart from 3 genuine users, this is a magnet for nOObs. oh make that 4. |
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From the movie Real Genius:
"Would you prepared if gravity reversed itself? The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets. I've got it! Nudity!" |
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So you just blew that idea out of the water. Back to the drawing board. |
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hi im new here this is freaking funny flesh pockets its a great idea tell others hahahaha |
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Isn't that just like being a kangaroo? |
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Fat folds. Keep your wallet in one crevice, and your keys in another. |
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Your ideas are wonderful. beautiful.
out of this world. and they make me
smile. can't wait to read more. |
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Want to go huff some gasoline? |
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what about a slighty less hard core version of this: adhesive pockets which stick to your upper thigh. disposable and only probably suitable for light objects i.e loose change & car keys, but what else you gonna be carrying round? |
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Or you could graft a hook onto your body to hold your keychain. Why not add a cellphone pocket lower down your leg? This idea would be great for people who paint tuxedos or swimsuits on thier bodies. |
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And ouch, I though laying on my keys hurt when the keys were OUTSIDE my skin. |
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Imagine a whole town that has gone nudist. Women won't need this idea, because they already have purses -- which are considered "accessories", not clothing. Men will probably latch onto something equivalent: tote-bags, attache cases, etc. |
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A pocket like that would even be good for just going to the pool, a sauna, or a massage parlor. There are so many instances in public or a semi-public atmosphere where you aren't wearing your street clothes, however you always need access to your keys, money, and or ID. |
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Whenever I go to the beach to swim up and down the shorline, it concerns me that I can swim too far away from my car keys only so someone can take them, jump in my car and take off. |
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After I got over the Urghh effect of some of the annos, I really like the idea of etherman's - adhesive pockets. Ideally like the plastic pockets that delivery notes are attached to parcels with. Or alternatively of waterproof fabric in cool patterns. If so, I'd + this. |
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//will probably latch onto something equivalent: tote-bags, attache cases, etc..// I believe its the "European mens carry-all" |
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And on that note, it why dont those 24 nicotine patches fall off with sweat? Surely we develop a pocket sized version of that with a zip at the top. |
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To avoid the annoyance Perhaps the glue could employ some sort of mild topical antistetic (similar to the kind monquitoes or leeches produce) to avoid irritation - and image the nocotine buzz you would get with a patch that big! Out! |
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Didn't Marsupial Mammals bake this one millions of years ago? |
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Yeah, but they didn't file a patent. Fools. |
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GREAT IDEA! But you missed the mark with the execution. All you need is stick-on pockets. They could come in different sizes.<p> |
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Just clean your skin with the attached alcohol wipe. Peel off the cover from the adhesize pad, and stick the pocket wherever you want it.<p> |
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I don't think it's been said yet, but this would allow nudists to take part in "Is that a ... in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" jokes. |
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I don't know why, but I had originally [-]'d this.
After having posted the exact same idea myself some
20 or so years later, it seems fair I switch that
to a [+]. Does it seem strange to anyone else that
posts, *on the internet* (that new-fangled, shiny and
exciting technology they're all talking about these
days) can be over 20 *years* old? |
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They've learned to drive and got jobs, too. I'm so proud of them.
No, wait; I was thinking of my children. |
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Yep [a1], not strange at all, it does rely on a certain
persistence of server service though but people like
wayback
have that in hand (for the time being anyway), I can even
foresee a
new form of 'archaeology' eventually developing, one you
can
do from your living room with a keyboard. |
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But that aside,
anyone else's brain read this title as 'Pocket Nudists' or was
that just me? |
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