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Swing and a miss.
Is that the best you've got?
My grandmother hits harder than you.
Put your back into it.
Don't make me come down there.
Is that a stick in your hands or are you just happy to see me?
Prior Pugilisms
Punch_20Bob
[theircompetitor, Feb 17 2014]
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I wanted this to be a parody of 'Desiderata'. |
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^ You mean the Portuguese word for “dehydrated”? |
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"Go placidly amidst the ..." (you complete this line...) |
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What's not to love about this??? I ask you? I love it. |
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