Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Apply directly to forehead.

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Opinionata

 The indestructable mp3 pinata
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Swing and a miss.
Is that the best you've got?
My grandmother hits harder than you.
Put your back into it.
Don't make me come down there.
Is that a stick in your hands or are you just happy to see me?

Prior Pugilisms Punch_20Bob
[theircompetitor, Feb 17 2014]

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       I wanted this to be a parody of 'Desiderata'.
—nineteenthly, Feb 17 2014
   

       ^ You mean the Portuguese word for “dehydrated”?
—ytk, Feb 17 2014
   

       "Go placidly amidst the ..." (you complete this line...)
—normzone, Feb 17 2014
   

       What's not to love about this??? I ask you? I love it.
—blissmiss, Feb 17 2014
   


 

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