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I'd like to see Bookies communicating current odds and prices to one another across dog and equestrian race-tracks using stylised nunchuck techniques.
Given the opportunity, I'd take this a step further and extend the nunchuck thing out into other hand-waving (and under certain circumstances, non-hand
waving) professions such as:
Traffic Police
Aircraft Waver-onners
Morris Dancers
Semaphorists
Royal Guards at Buckingham Palace
Black Rod (after a suitable namechange)
and Potentially the Queen - during beknightment ceremonies.
There's no actual point or benefit to be gained, other than stimulating further nunchuck usage in daily British Society.
HHWWWWWOOOAAARRRR!!!
http://3.bp.blogspo...enses-the-altar.jpg
Pope Lee III [theleopard, Oct 13 2011]
Aircraft marshalling
http://en.wikipedia...ircraft_marshalling
You Will Do As We Wave ... [8th of 7, Oct 13 2011]
Ecky Thump
http://en.wikipedia...wiki/Kung_Fu_Kapers
"... the documented example of a man laughing to death ..." [8th of 7, Oct 13 2011]
"I need gopher chuks!"
http://www.flickr.c...s/jpl3k/1992861119/
You mean when I finally get knighted by the queen she's going to bonk me with nunchuks? Great movie, you have to watch it at least once... [normzone, Oct 14 2011]
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[Marked-for- Inspirational-Quote-List] "There's no actual point or benefit to be gained" |
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[+] I like it. (I also mis-read Nunchuck Wedding- of which I totally approve!) |
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[+] for the prospect of Roman Catholic incense-
burner nunchucks. |
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// There's no actual point or benefit to be gained // |
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Well, that gets a bun. [+] |
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// stimulating further nunchuck usage in daily British Society. // |
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What other benefit could be possible, or more desireable ? |
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// Aircraft Waver-onners // |
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<psssst> They're properly called "Ground Marshals" or "Apron Marshals", and it's best to be nice to them unless you fancy 150 tonnes of aircraft rolling over your foot .... |
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I should think being run over by an L1011 would be an
improvement on the state of your average black pudding. |
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Go and wash your brane (if any) out with soap and water. It's only small, so it won't take long ... |
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Black Pudding is a delicacy in Lancashire. |
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On consideration, that probably tells you all you need to know about Lancashire. And Black Pudding. |
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Note that Black Pudding is the weapon of choice for practitioners of the traditional Lancastrian martial art of "Ecky Thump". |
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Okay, now I'm just laughing too hard to craft a clever
retort. |
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You're funny, but not that funny. Wishful thinking at it's
finest, ladies and gentlemen! |
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What, like you wish you were capable of thinking ? |
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// I'm just laughing too hard to craft a clever retort // |
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Hardly surprising. Glassblowing while laughing is not recommended. |
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Start with something less challenging, like a bowl or a tumbler. |
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// What, like you wish you were capable of thinking
? // |
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Nice one. Very schoolyard. |
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Presumably you were always on the outside, looking in .... |
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Whereas you were on the ground, looking up. |
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"Everyone's in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars ...." |
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And, no, actually, we were usually standing in the background, chuckling malevolently at the fight we had precipitated by careful disinformation of the protagonists. |
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That was before we progressed from malevolent chuckling to "MUHWHAHAHAHAAH !" and finally to "Resistance Is Futile" ... |
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Ahh, the innocence of youth... |
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Yes, the 2.71 picoseconds that elapse between being born, and the realisation that everyone from North-East of Rochester N.H. lacks that tiny but crucial 0.1% difference in genetic material between Homo Sapiens Sapiens and the Higher Primates (e.g. Canadians) ? |
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Are you suggesting that the remainder of the US _isn't_
populated by slack-jawed troglodytes? |
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Oh, nice targeting, by the way. You almost nailed me, I
can see your ranging shot from here. Leave it to the Borg
to use a 10-megaton nuke as a marker round. |
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(+) This gives me an idea... |
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Stock exchange traders. You missed stock exchange traders. |
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