h a l f b a k e r yI CAN HAZ CROISSANTZ?
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This device isn't for everyone, it is only needed for those suffering from PPD (phone panting disorder).
I'm not sure what causes PPD, may be a particular shape of the nostrils or over-excitement (or both), but the result is a very unprofessional noise, that I hear especially often when talking to
various tech support.
A simple device either would attach to the handset, or would be worn as a sun cap, only not on the top of the head but between nose and mouth. The purpose is to prevent the high-speed air stream leaving the nostrils from entering the handset microphone, causing the ugly noise.
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I do it because I'm creepy. |
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I envisage a sort of Donald Duck beak. |
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What about mouth breathers? |
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Mouth breathers -- or "sighs" -- can be taken care of by the strict personnel discipline and adequate supply of donuts in the cafeteria to eliminate running. |
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I'm thinking a re-naming will be needed before this hits the markets. Most people try to avoid any kind of wind breakage in connection with their noses. |
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