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It’s mother’s day. Even though I got mommy a book about
perennials … and called her I could tell that what she really
wanted was to pinch my cheek to ensure I was healthy.
The long distance cheek pincher is a phone attachment that
allows mothers to assess the firmness and healthiness of their
children’s cheeks by squeezing a rubber controller. The
resistance level of the cheek is conveyed in real-time.
Moreover—mother can hear you mutter and squawk in pain
when you are pinched by the rubber prongs attached to the
phone receiver.
This will help to ease mother’s anxiety—and keep their
children feeling cared for (if sheltered) and loved.
hug your chickens, who are wearing pneumatic vests, over the internet
http://mixedreality...s/poultry-internet/
[white, May 31 2015]
[link]
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Aw, I though you meant butt-cheek pincher, so executives in less politically-correct countries could exchange pleasantries with those in North America. |
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But now I imagine a miniature, rubber-coated bear trap on the phone receiver... I feel better again. |
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+, futurebird for thinking of mom.. |
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Didn't notice until you pointed it out. |
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[blissmiss] I retract my own rant. |
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I'm imagining, for no special reason, a long-distance Dobermann Pinscher on a leash in the form of a curly telephone cord. In case you're feeling cheeky, I'm thinking, "Don't press his buttons". |
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I think naughty people might abuse this feature, and put something else in other than cheeks... |
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Adrien Cheok, former head of this Mixed Reality Lab, is your
man. A real genius, he realized the need for hugging poultry
from your desk. see link. |
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But your not getting your innoculation of mum's skin culture and the ephemeral poke of her bio-magnetic field. |
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Oh right - *that* kind of cheek... |
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