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Now available from BorgCo, a huge, inflatable brain-shaped balloon, printed to look like the convolutions of the cerebrum, with EGO printed in big, black letters on the front, and a dimple moulded into the underside so that the wearer's head fits in. A chinstrap is attached to hold the assembly in place.
Intended
to be worn during flame wars, online shouting matches, or when trolling.
The DeLuxe version has battery-powered lighting effects installed, giving the appearance of a huge, buzzing, flashing brain in rapid operation.
Please check your size before ordering: S, M, L, Xl, XXL, XXXL, XXXXL and [UnaBubba]/[21Quest].
Warning: this product may cause the wearer to get stuck in doorways if used correctly.
e-Dueling - not Trolling
e-Dueling_2c_20not_20Trolling
Inspirational [8th of 7, Oct 18 2009]
Massive Inflatable Dog
Massive_20Inflatable_20Dog
Depressing [8th of 7, Oct 18 2009]
What you might look like
http://irishgothich...ISLAND_EARTH-13.jpg
(it's one of the mutants from the excellent "This Island Earth") [xenzag, Oct 18 2009]
Gravity defying ego.
http://picdit.files...008/08/balloon2.png
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 18 2009]
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that's nothing, I'm wearing the "Simon Cowell" in a pretty pink and silver... |
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I think it should have a flexible rubber skin, and a handy pump attachment, so you can inflate it a little more when you post a particularly withering put-down of some internet troll scum. [+] |
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Very Paris Hiltonish, but then she would be far too
shy to wear it. |
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Yes - completely unsuitable for shy, self-effacing types like Madonna, Britney Spears, and Hilary Clinton..... |
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My ego is fairly small. But it's better than everyone else's. |
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Does anyone need that? Should we encourage huge egos? I would probably stick a pin in every one I saw. |
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Still, It will be good to scare people, and work as a warning flag. + just because it would be funny to see people in them. |
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//I'll take two// one for each end ? |
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Note to purchasers: [Ian Tindale] sized inflatable egos require the recipient to have mechanical handling equipment available, due to their mass and bulk, even in the deflated state. Please ensure you have stacker truck, crane, and facilities to store a crate 3m x 3m x 3m. |
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(Nice link, [2fries]. Exactly right - now all it needs is the chinstrap and the flashing lights.] |
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2 fries, what a link. Very cool. |
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