Picture your ‘elf in a boat like a pirate
With tumbleweed trees and Vagina Jam skies,
Someone appalls you with weird ravioli
A swirl of a sausage floats by.
Long rows of Rainbow Cars brighten your dream
while you turn in Rotisserie Bed,
Look for the girl with the Laser Beam
Eyes
And she’s gonflable.
Lose me in the sky with diamonds
Follow her down to the Fridge full of beehives
Where Royalty Robots eat Projectile Pies,
Everyone smiles as you pass NightShift Towers
that makes you incredibly high.
Hullab’lloon taxis appear at your door
Waiting to take you to play
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds
And you’re gonflable.
Lose me in the sky with diamonds.
Picture your ‘elf out in space on a station
With Sky-Diving Porters with Meandering Ties
Suddenly someone is there at the ‘bakery
Some guy with a patch on his eye.
Lose me in the sky with diamonds.