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No more twisting or lost caps.
Austin Powers Montage
https://www.youtube...watch?v=QQK5xJal68c
[Voice, Dec 19 2019]
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Is there an application head underneath?
You might be sucking off more than you can lick with this one. |
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The Intercalary has a wallet made out a piece of whale's
foreskin. If you rub it, it turns into a suitcase. |
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I suppose it did have be done sometime...( turns painting of the Queen to the wall, just in case).. . |
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Oh my...have we sunk this low, really...??? Goody, goody
gumdrops. Hahahahaha |
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See, this proves that rumors about our movements being stiffly monitored and circumscribed are a complete fallacy, but maybe it's best we keep things under wraps. |
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Those who are circumscribed have less feeling, and
therefore, if monitored, will be less stiff. I, for one, stand firmly against circumscription. It should prick the conscience of anyone who has heard a baby crying. Willy not feel extreme pain? |
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Well, England's Johnson has stood up to be counted. |
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Actually, this idea could work. You'd want a silicone rubber
bladder in the base of the lipstick, filled with a liquid with a
boiling point of say 25-30°C. When you grasp the base of the
lipstick firmly, body heat would cause the bladder to expand,
raising the, ah, shaft of the lipstick and causing it to
protrude. |
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Stop this insanity, you dicks. ("Willy not", good one, [Voice].) |
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// You'd want a silicone rubber bladder in the base of the lipstick |
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Optimal material for this purpose, I agree, but also for the prepuce - you need something that will not easily transfer the lipstick color to the inner contact surface, else risk a nasty inflamed appearance which could be off-putting to some. |
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Expanding liquid has some concerns, though. 25-30°C may be too low for some warmer locations, resulting in unwanted lipstick exposure. Perhaps just an air filled bladder (or two) at the base, that works with a good squeeze. This would also help prevent it from rolling off your desk. |
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Two air-filled bladders would make it hard to hold. Make them a bit wrinkly for easy gripping. |
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One could go further with this idea and make the lipstick hollow in the center, thus providing a passage for a second tube which dispenses skin moisturizer. Just pump the case up and down quickly to dispense. |
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It would be hard to find a moisturizer that's compatible with lipstick. |
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Crushes will defintely dampen desire of need. |
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