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Linda Blair Guacamole Dispenser
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Linda Blair Guacamole Dispenser.... It's a replica head of Linda Blair as she appeared in the Exorcist, which sits on top of a jar of guacamole. The head contains a propellant similar to a soda-stream cartridge, and the head forms an airtight seal with the jar, by means of a simple rubber ring.

To dispense the condiment, you simply rotate the head 180 degrees then press down, releasing a jet of guacamole in the direction of your plate.

—xenzag, Aug 05 2010

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       disgusting and horrible.[+]
—Voice, Aug 05 2010
   

       Paula Radcliffe soda siphon?
—MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 05 2010
   

       I can't stand guacamole. But, the impulse buyer in me screams for release. <sigh> Oh, alright; I'll take three of 'em. Bun [+], just because I get to twist Linda Blair's head.
—Grogster, Aug 06 2010
   

       Could it be used as a pea soup dispenser, as well?
—Cedar Park, Aug 06 2010
   

       Just gross enough for me.+
—blissmiss, Aug 06 2010
   

       I suppose it could dispense anything, but somehow guacamole seems so right.
—xenzag, Aug 06 2010
   

       [+]
—8th of 7, Aug 06 2010
   

       [Max] very good...
—hippo, Aug 06 2010
   

       The guacamole type I prefer lends itself to more of a Play-Dough barbershop extrusion type of dispenser, instead of a devil-possessed projectile-vomiting type dispenser.
—Cedar Park, Aug 06 2010
   

       You just need a more powerful propellant, then. 130 Bar Nitrogen would do.
—8th of 7, Aug 06 2010
   

       I should install plate holders on the wall, and pre- glue the nacho chips to the plate with melted cheese before firing.
—Cedar Park, Aug 06 2010
   


 

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