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Linda Blair Guacamole Dispenser.... It's a replica head of Linda Blair as she appeared in the Exorcist, which sits on top of a jar of guacamole. The head contains a propellant similar to a soda-stream cartridge, and the head forms an airtight seal with the jar, by means of a simple rubber ring.
To
dispense the condiment, you simply rotate the head 180 degrees then press down, releasing a jet of guacamole in the direction of your plate.
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disgusting and horrible.[+] |
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Paula Radcliffe soda siphon? |
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I can't stand guacamole. But, the impulse buyer in me screams for release. <sigh> Oh, alright; I'll take three of 'em. Bun [+], just because I get to twist Linda Blair's head. |
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Could it be used as a pea soup dispenser, as well? |
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Just gross enough for me.+ |
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I suppose it could dispense anything, but somehow guacamole seems so right. |
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The guacamole type I prefer lends itself to more of a
Play-Dough barbershop extrusion type of dispenser,
instead of a devil-possessed projectile-vomiting
type dispenser. |
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You just need a more powerful propellant, then. 130 Bar Nitrogen would do. |
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I should install plate holders on the wall, and pre-
glue the nacho chips to the plate with melted
cheese before firing. |
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