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Kenwood Bean Fountain works exactly like a chocolate fountain except it delivers a constant cascading stream of baked beans.
Some minor adjustments to the machinery, (see link) and heating elements ensure that the beans are neither boiling hot; chewed up by the central Archimedes auger (that's what
I'm calling it anyway) nor allowed to become too sticky or runny.
Simply dip in your toasted bread and enjoy!
Chocolate Fountain
http://www.youtube....yd8&feature=related
imagine baked beans instead of chocolate [xenzag, Mar 23 2012]
The perfect family for a Kenwood Bean Fountain advert
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mhdO_bYby1U
beans! [xenzag, Mar 23 2012, last modified Dec 09 2022]
The Who's version
http://www.youtube....watch?v=ChGxwRq3YcI
The bean/chocoloate fountain from Tommy [Carmi, Mar 23 2012]
Kenwood
http://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/44875
[pertinax, Mar 25 2012]
Concerning original ideas
http://basicinstruc...thing-original.html
Relevant only to an off-topic anno thread. I can't remember which 'Baker brought this comic to my attention, but I am most thankful. [Alterother, Mar 25 2012]
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Given a chance to cycle it could be self-heating too. |
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I cannot think of anything more disgusting than this that is not already prohibited by statute. |
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I always aim to please :-)
Already working on the mozzarella version! |
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// I cannot think of anything more disgusting than this that
is not already prohibited by statute. // |
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Partially baked, at least. No pun intended this time, I promise.
See [link] to the clip from The Who's film Tommy. |
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I dislike mushy peas, but there are many who appreciate them, so this idea might be better suited to a pea mushing fountain for a fish 'n chip shop. |
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<off-topic>I have just realised that [beanangel] is probably 'be an angel' rather than 'bean angel' as I had previously assumed.</off-topic> |
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Mushy peas - excellent idea! I love mushy peas. |
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I raise you one Durian fountain... |
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<aside>Sorry, but that's "The Iveagh Bequest at Kenwood", not Kenwood, I used to work there and the curator was most clear on the matter...</a> |
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//[beanangel] is probably 'be an angel'// It is; he said so once. Even knowing that, I can't help reading it as bean angel. |
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why did Treon change his name??
-- xandram, Apr 05 2008 |
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and what's a bean angel?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 05 2008 |
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I don't know but that's one heck of an idea list for someone who created their account today...
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 05 2008 |
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I think I may create kinder ideas with be an angel |
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you know more radiance
-- beanangel, Apr 05 2008 |
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//that's "The Iveagh Bequest at Kenwood", not Kenwood// |
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OK. All we need now is a way to photograph a place without photographing any objects, bequeathed or otherwise, which might be at that place at the time. The physics could be a challenge. |
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//and what's a bean angel?// A Heinz bean instead of a has been. |
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It's almost impossible to have an original thought on
this site these days. |
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//It's almost impossible to have an original
thought
on this site these days.// |
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Mouse-based forestry. Make all coins look the
same.
Wearable nouns. Kinetic spaghetti.
Photosynthetic
toilet tissue. Lead-free tennis balls. Artificial
bricks. Bagpipe amnesty. Robotic snowflake
tesselator. Fireproof telephones. Global
Provisioning Cistern. Submerge Switzerland.
Fortune Wookies. |
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//Mouse-based forestry. Make all coins look the
same. Wearable nouns. Kinetic spaghetti.
Photosynthetic toilet tissue. Lead-free tennis balls.
Artificial bricks. Bagpipe amnesty. Robotic snowflake
tesselator. Fireproof telephones. Global Provisioning
Cistern. Submerge Switzerland. Fortune Wookies.// |
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[marked-for-tagline] and a poster I'm going to put up
in my office (an advertising agency). |
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//Baked// Not made with an integral lubricant
they're not. |
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//Mouse-based forestry.// Poor Uncle Xerxes. He
wanted to go into forestry, but succumbed to
pressure from his parents, who didn't consider it a
respectable profession. |
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//...robotic snowflake tesselator...// Hmm, not
bad. |
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//It's almost impossible to have an original thought on this site these days.// I totally disagree - in fact I think it's the opposite. The more ideas there are, the more new ones they generate. I only ever post a small portion of mine on a constant trickle basis. Trickle or Treacle? - ha :-) |
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Anyone else find that their ideas come in spurts?
wait... |
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//Lead-free tennis balls// My brother once made a lead-filled tennis ball, thus creating, in a relative way, billions of lead-free tennis balls. |
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Leaving aside the lead-free tennis balls for a moment, I was wondering if it would be possible to hijack a working, but not that dangerous, volcano. |
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By drilling a hole into the central vent it might be possible to inject uncooked beans in water and have them cooked and ejected in the next eruption? |
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I'd run a pilot scheme with a geyser first. |
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