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It is Saturday, the 13th, and we all know how ominous that day is.
It is the day before Valentine's Day, and now deserves its own day.
February 13th will now become the day you tell people that you DON'T like them. This gives them a chance to make amends in some way or forewarns them against splashing
out a lot of cash on reservations for love motels.
You can't make love
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without breaking a few eggs [4and20, Feb 14 2021]
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// the day you tell people that you DON'T like them. // |
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We already have 365 of those ... 366 on a leap year. |
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But [+] for the idea of an official "hate day". Can there be a special "Five Minute Hate", televised internationally, too ? |
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Yes, comprised of two consecutive periods of Two Minutes
Hate. As you will recall, 2 + 2 = 5. |
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I'm a bit put out that you posted this idea on the day in question. |
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This idea stinks, and its author is even worse. |
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Oh, come on ... is "a bit put out" really the best you can do ? Today, of all days ? |
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You need to learn to Give In To Your Hate more ... it's really not that difficult. |
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I guess I can stay in bed then, being that I love everyone.
Hahaha. |
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It matters not what you order from a buddhist hot-dog vendor, he will always try to make you one with everything. |
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Ours are better, though. Who wouldn't want to be one with the Borg ? Even if you don't, Resistance is Futile ... |
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+ I don’t really have to tell them...they already
know damn it! |
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What do you have against Jezebel? |
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// What do you have against Jezebel? // |
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Not me. It was the eunuchs who threw her out. |
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So, by participating in Jezebel's Day, we show solidarity with
eunuchs? |
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Yes, if you have the balls to do it... |
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I just want to interject in order to coin the word Eugenuchs. I want a nickle every time it is used. |
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Yalentines Day - Day when you fit a new front door lock to keep out the no longer welcome. |
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why Jezebel? why not Hitler’s Day? |
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Hitler only had one ball every year, and none of the women were invited to it. |
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Jailintine's day: for when the no longer welcome turn out to be overly attached. |
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If two atoms that previously didn't know one another met and swapped a pair of electrons and went out together, would that count as "Dative Co-Valent Ions Day" ? |
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Whalentines Day : use the tablecloths to cover the floor, put the vases back on the shelf, and give the violinist the day off ; get out the troughs and rammers. |
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WailingTines Day : dedicated to Harold Rhodes. |
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<grabs lawn-chair and popcorn> |
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^ for when your mouth is full, but you can't swallow. (might be the wrong word). |
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