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// the day you tell people that you DON'T like them. // |
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We already have 365 of those ... 366 on a leap year. |
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But [+] for the idea of an official "hate day". Can there be a special "Five Minute Hate", televised internationally, too ? |
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Yes, comprised of two consecutive periods of Two Minutes
Hate. As you will recall, 2 + 2 = 5. |
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I'm a bit put out that you posted this idea on the day in question. |
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This idea stinks, and its author is even worse. |
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Oh, come on ... is "a bit put out" really the best you can do ? Today, of all days ? |
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You need to learn to Give In To Your Hate more ... it's really not that difficult. |
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I guess I can stay in bed then, being that I love everyone.
Hahaha. |
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It matters not what you order from a buddhist hot-dog vendor, he will always try to make you one with everything. |
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Ours are better, though. Who wouldn't want to be one with the Borg ? Even if you don't, Resistance is Futile ... |
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+ I don’t really have to tell them...they already
know damn it! |
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What do you have against Jezebel? |
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// What do you have against Jezebel? // |
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Not me. It was the eunuchs who threw her out. |
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So, by participating in Jezebel's Day, we show solidarity with
eunuchs? |
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Yes, if you have the balls to do it... |
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I just want to interject in order to coin the word Eugenuchs. I want a nickle every time it is used. |
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Yalentines Day - Day when you fit a new front door lock to keep out the no longer welcome. |
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why Jezebel? why not Hitler’s Day? |
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Hitler only had one ball every year, and none of the women were invited to it. |
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Jailintine's day: for when the no longer welcome turn out to be overly attached. |
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If two atoms that previously didn't know one another met and swapped a pair of electrons and went out together, would that count as "Dative Co-Valent Ions Day" ? |
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Whalentines Day : use the tablecloths to cover the floor, put the vases back on the shelf, and give the violinist the day off ; get out the troughs and rammers. |
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WailingTines Day : dedicated to Harold Rhodes. |
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<grabs lawn-chair and popcorn> |
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^ for when your mouth is full, but you can't swallow. (might be the wrong word). |
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