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Sergeant Stepper's Only One Man Band |
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An' a bun anna two an' a... |
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It's just because [jutta] hates puns. Don't worry about it
too much. |
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Pure unadulterated genius [+] |
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//[jutta] hates puns// Even if it's jutt a small one? |
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You'll be safe, ["Max"], yours is too small to notice. |
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Thanks, [Ubie]. I guess you'd know. |
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I had a similar vision when I said the rock band
Nirvana sounded like a one man band rolling head
over heels down a rocky hill. [+] |
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//I see all.// There speaks a man who owns a
mirror. |
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This post probably breaks the buns per word per minute record. (I'm jealous.) |
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Bonus points if the multi-instrumentalist makes
'on-the-fly' adjustments for Doppler shift. |
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This is the only possible reason for looking forward to the 2016 Olympic Games [+]. |
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Include a vuvuzela and they wouldn't make it past 15
meters before being pelted with a sling. |
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The issue here is for the Paralympics: replacement limbs could incorporate instruments - panpipe toes (qv), percussive forms being perhaps the obvious choice, though a stringed instrument could replace one leg the other leg having a carefully placed plectrum for stride strumming, yes in the end there'll be an only semi human Carly Rae Jepsen barrellassing it down her lane, her well practiced but probably somewhat alarming gait allowing the musical prostheses to do the bulk of the heavy lifting, a 1MB version of "If I had a million dollars" blaring out as the Canadian flag is raised, a single tear of Canadopride trickling down a Jepsencheek. Powerful stuff, Clive back to Gary Lineker in the studio. |
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