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A mattress which looks like any other mattress. Press a switch and the central portion sinks down, leaving a person-sized depression. One can now hide under the covers without that tell-tale bump.
Use to surprise unsuspecting loved-ones. Also good for hiding away from intruders or the police.
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Great, now I can sleep on my stomach in the morning. |
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FJ, was that a problem before? <grin> |
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Simple, workable, practical and lets you scare the bejaysus out of people. What more could we want? + |
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Although if the person you are surprising doesn't suspect that they are one of your loved ones, you could get prosecuted. |
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//person-sized depression// |
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But it usually feels bigger. |
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[squeak] But how could they prosecute you, if the police couldn't find you...? |
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Can you throw it into reverse so that it leaves a person sized shape in the bed whilst you hide in the wardrobe. He he he he. |
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Put me down for three. (That'll confuse 'em) |
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st3f - well I'm confused but what is new? |
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