h a l f b a k e r yI CAN HAZ CROISSANTZ?
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Lawn Bed
Because sleeping on the grass is cozy | |
Your standard bed base and
mattress is replaced by a 2m x 2m
planter box filled with clean
potting mix, seeded with a soft,
springy lawn species, and lit from
above during daylight hours by
either a skylight or grow lights. At
night, a sheet can be laid across
the lawn, or you can go
without.
Automated blades in the base keep
the lawn trimmed to a
comfortable height, or you can let
it grow out to a decent shag-pile
length. Keeping the system
indoors should prevent weeds from
arising.
Attaching the grow lights to your
alarm clock gives you a
dawn-simulating, anti-SAD wakeup
each morning.
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Didn't The Secretary have one of these? |
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Anyway, while I enjoy lying on the grass as much as the next person, I imagine sleeping on the same patch night after night would damage it beyond repair. You kind of want a system that provides fresh sod every night, letting used patches lie fallow long enough to recover. |
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//a system that provides fresh sod // Can we call it "Sod Off"? |
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You could use other species like chamomile or clover, any resilient squishy groundcover would do. Scented ones would be nice. |
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that would be awsome.
but what if the automatic blades cut you while you sleep...haha. thats pretty funny to think of. |
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+ I'd like a bed of roses please. |
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