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An excellent incentive to stay on a piece of gym equipment long after you got bored or exhausted is if you have a view of a trim, sexy person in skimpy gym clothing as you pump away on your "machine".
Add adjustable mirrors (in the style of wing mirrors) to all gym equipment so that you can leer
without moving.
the world's first rear view helmet
http://www.reevu.co..._design.htm#concept
to see if you're about to be passed (overtaken) by that exercise bicycle [FarmerJohn, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
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'beacon keeps staring at me'
*Is you be starin' at mah woman?*
"No"
'Are too'
"Am not"
'Are too'
"Am not"
'Are too'
"Am not"
'Are too'
"Am not"
*HIT!*
"Am not" |
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Seeing my huge torso, and comparing to the neat + trim/super fit would make me waddle off even quicker... |
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with a mirror, if you can see them, they can see you too. |
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"hey, could you stop staring at me you creep?"
"um, what ? what are you talking about?"
"You have a morror just for staring at me! you looser!"
"..."
"hey, stop it, I said !" |
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