h a l f b a k e r yExpensive, difficult, slightly dangerous, not particularly effective... I'm on a roll.
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'beacon keeps staring at me'
*Is you be starin' at mah woman?*
"No"
'Are too'
"Am not"
'Are too'
"Am not"
'Are too'
"Am not"
'Are too'
"Am not"
*HIT!*
"Am not" |
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Seeing my huge torso, and comparing to the neat + trim/super fit would make me waddle off even quicker... |
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with a mirror, if you can see them, they can see you too. |
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"hey, could you stop staring at me you creep?"
"um, what ? what are you talking about?"
"You have a morror just for staring at me! you looser!"
"..."
"hey, stop it, I said !" |
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