h a l f b a k e r yWhy on earth would you want that many gazelles anyway?
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Gym where all the equipment is modelled to resemble scary medieval torture devices, with appropriately dressed attendants to enure there is no slacking.
Naturally there are shackles and manacles on the equipment to compliment the customary hand and feet holds.
Burning torches on the walls instead
of usual high-tech lighting, and a simmering cauldron that acts as a hot-tub, complete the effect.
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Here and there, around the room, should be a wax figure (morbidly obese) IN those shackles. And a sign: This could be YOU, if you don't do enough Voluntary exercise! |
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... and poke them with the Soft Cushions ! |
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"Cardinal Fang ... The Rack !!" |
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But then again, No-One Expects the Spanish Inquisition .... |
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Damn, they beat me to the obligatory Python reference! |
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