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Green bread tie
A billion bread ties a year or more, less plastic, and people more likely to get bread with the green bread tie | |
A new, ecologically green bread tie. 100 million of those a week (200 million including Europe), ten billion green bread ties a year and you stand to make more than a million
Implementation is obvious but polylactic acid plastic and other biopolymer [,] is one approach, as is making a friendly looking
circular disk out of whatever they make eco-straws out of.
A brief history of the Kwik Lok Closure
https://www.atlasob...d-tabs-clips-paxton
[xaviergisz, Feb 10 2020]
Fishties
[pocmloc, Feb 11 2020]
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[+] They're banning plastic straws ; I use about the same amount of plastic in bread-bag ties. |
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Hang on. I may be missing something here. Is the aim to
make ties out of biopolymers? Is the green bread merely a red
herring? |
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Oh my holy crap. OK. It's a "green [bread-tie]" where [bread-
tie] is the thing that closes the bag the bread came in. I truly
thought we were talking about some sort of bread-derived
neckwear. Methinks I should pop my nasal oxygen cannula
back in for a bit. |
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Good idea; try putting it in your nose, this time. |
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Although that appears to be good advice, I would normally caution against
actually implementing any of [8th]'s ideas on the application of pure oxygen. |
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INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE
1. Take slice of bread. (top tip - slice loaf lengthwise for a longer slice)
2. Leave in a moist place for a few days. Check every six hours and apply dampness if there is danger of drying out.
3. If bread has gone blue or yellow, discard and go to step 1.
4. Remove green bread from damp place, and dry in warm air.
5. Apply to collar of shirt so slice of green bread hangs down in front of shirt buttons. |
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The great "green bread" communication breakdown. I was
laughing so hard I almost snorted my green tea. Ha. |
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Egads! The kraft paper iron core already exists and
is biodegradable. I was unable to find the [,] variety
though. |
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//5. Apply to collar of shirt so slice of green bread hangs down in front of shirt buttons.// |
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5. Apply to collar of shirt using 'green' bread-tie so slice of green bread hangs down in front of shirt buttons . |
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I just finished The King in Yellow if that helps? Can't recommend, turgid etc. |
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