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Green Burial

 Service that grows your body into weed
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This is a service that turns a body into mulch and grows marijuana, returning to the family some really good weed that will bring them memories of the deceased.
—JesusHChrist, Mar 03 2015

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       Dark, surreal, twisted, and illegal in most jurisdictions.   

       [+]
—8th of 7, Mar 03 2015
   

       Hopefully the body was from a person who died of some other problem, not at the hands of the mulchmakers. If the latter, the family might have mixed feelings about the weed.   

       Unless it was a Soylent Green scenario! JHC by your photo you are a callow pup and may not have watched that fine fine film. Watch: then imagine your own brand of Soylent Green.
—bungston, Mar 03 2015
   

       Simple and no doubt half-baked just because adding ashes to the victory patch is so simple. If you can make me into opium now THAT would probably be more useful to a broader spectrum of people who don't necessarily go the 420 route.
—normzone, Mar 03 2015
   

       Baked!   

       What [8th] said.
—Voice, Mar 03 2015
   

       So many killed by tobacco, that using their ashes to make more of the stuff seems wicked.   

       Why not peas and carrots in a sauce instead ?
—popbottle, Mar 03 2015
   

       // seems wicked //   

       No, just deliciously ironic.
—8th of 7, Mar 04 2015
   


 

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