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Pit and grind olives, and press them back together in the
form of one giant olive. Wrap with something like several
layers of rice paper to hold shape.
world's largest olive (made of concrete?)
http://www.worldsla...alifornia/olive.htm
[xandram, Feb 14 2014]
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You like rice paper in your martinis? |
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You like martinis? That's so ... gay ... |
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Martinis are just an excuse to drink nearly straight liquor cold, with just a hint of something else in it. I like mine on the wet side - that vermouth has to be good for something. |
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If you build an giant olive, the giant Martinis will appear. |
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If you build it, they will die of alcohol poisoning. |
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Vermouth is good for deglazing pans. An open
bottle will keep better than an open bottle of white
wine. |
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I have wondered about the maximum attainable size
for olives. How big are the biggest? Do they get as
big as avocados? |
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Some recently-created polyploid olives can grow
larger than a hen's egg. |
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Yes, but then you'll need correspondingly bigger martini glasses. And they will get warm before you can drink all of it. |
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No, you just have to drink faster. |
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A martini is just a headache in a cute glass. I'll take
plain olives, please. |
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//It's only gay if you stir.// does that apply to other gentlemanly pursuits as well? |
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