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When your pet has fleas, attach this extension to the snout area via straps behind the ears. The tip has specially designed scratching prongs to aggravate nesting mites.
This may assist in more accurate pest control, and will provide a cute distraction to grandma's goiter, peak oil, planet X etc.
Codex Seraphinianus
http://www.archimed...afi/C_serafini.html
A collector's item. [Soterios, May 05 2005]
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I think I might have once seen an illustration of this in Codex Seraphinianus. |
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I've never encountered a goldfish with fleas. |
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[Soterios] what a very strange link. |
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My cat has a hard time actually locating and removing the fleas on its body with the snout it has. If there were pincer-like attachments that with time he could learn to control, his frustration would lessen. He would also look like hannibal lecter but cat version, and this would make interesting conversation during the commercials. |
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at least thats what i think he is doing |
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[pedant alert] no tongue. |
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What about muzzles for the fleas? |
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All those who think [UnaBubba] and [benfrost] should NOT be allowed in the same idea at the same time, raise your hand... |
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When I first read the idea, I read it as a
device that you attached to the fleas.
Since the idea was one of benfrost's I
thought, "Fair enough" and moved on.
The redundancy of catching a parasite
to attach a device that it found irritating
appealed to me in a nonsense way. |
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Fleas - oh for fuck sake - Kill em all |
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Am I allowed to lower my hand yet ? This one-handed typing is a pain. |
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