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short on cash?
walk into a face messenger booth
press your face up against the face printer
have an advertisement printed on your forehead.
The ink washes off but takes some work.
The machine dispenses cash once printing is complete.
how does it work well I see it as a combination of an ATM
interactive kiosk, a bunch of sensors so that it cant be tricked and a form of robotics S&M skull grabber with a printer
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http://www.trendhun...cher-is-ad-it-again [leinypoo13, Dec 05 2009]
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Anything for an extra buck when I need it. + |
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It'll pay similarly to google adwords. In other words you'll just get a face full of ink and 0.5c for your troubles. |
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On the other hand, I would happily pay very small amounts of money to persuade people to print the words of my choice onto their face. |
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//a bunch of sensors so that it cant be tricked |
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Won't people just drag in their recently deceased relatives to get the cash? |
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"FM5000 has detected that this is not your face. Please turn around and stand up." |
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There have been various facial tattoo advertising
schemes, that generally end in tears (and lawsuits),
but a temporary one with interesting challenges to
counter gets my vote[+]. |
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Sadly facial recognition software might cause some
people to be rejected on the basis that they fall in
the wrong demographic for any advert ... |
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A psalm on the cheekbones might irritate the &%#* out of some people. |
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I think you'll find the phenomena is that people *won't* look at someone with something printed on their face. The same applies to 'disheveled' and 'raving'. |
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