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The Ejacugard 3000 is a futuristic device which prevents
unwanted male ejaculation in a variety of circumstances and
weather. Composed of pure alloy steel, titanium and rubber,
it is the lightest and least bulky such device on the market.
Those who are troubled by unwanted ejaculation are will
receive almost complete protection. It is guaranteed to
perform well up to 3,500 meters and down to 6 atmospheres
of pressure when diving, as well as temperatures down to -40
C. The "3000" refers to the device's futuristic features.
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But, in any event, welcome to the Halfbakery. In the event of
a fire, an alarm will sound and we will assemble in the
courtyard next to the trebuchet. |
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Kinda makes you wonder what The Ejacugard 2999 was
like...Probably like one of those thing-a-ma-jigs. |
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The 2999? It was a one-off. |
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What's wrong with simply using a photograph of Jacob Rees
Mogg? |
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//...prevents unwanted male ejaculation...// |
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Wouldn't a portrait of Fatty Arbuckle in Drag accomplish
the same thing? |
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