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This is a spin-off of the zero gee orgy room idea.
It's probably quite difficult to have sex which involves
bodily contact if the parties involved are both wearing
spacesuits, but microgravity conditions have major
advantages for erotic activity. As a provisional solution,
consider the following.
Spacecraft
are able to dock and open airlocks. This
enables objects and matter to move from the interior of
one pressurised environment to another without passing
through the exterior. Consequently, i propose a
spacesuit
which is able to provide for certain proclivities, though
not
all, by being fitted with three airlock-docking stations.
Two are in the crotch area and the third is on the face
plate. It is also possible to open one of the docks from
the inside without using the airlock system in order to
alleviate erectile dysfunction.
It is then possible to couple two or more participants
together in various ways, as each individual has three
potential points of contact. Topologically, twenty
participants can be joined together to produce a
dodecahedral orgy.
This idea works well for people with spacesuit fetishes.
It doesn't work well for people whose preferences include
contact which does not involve the usual orifices, for
instance foot fetishists would not be keen on this. I'm
open to suggestions regarding how this might be solved.
Sex & Pregnancy in Space
http://www.lifeslit...sex-pregnancy-1372/
"Microgravity decreases blood pressure, which could prevent the guy's penis from becoming fully erect." [Klaatu, Sep 02 2011]
[link]
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//open to suggestions//
Fingers are quite sensitive and versatile sexual tools: A
coupler from the Spacesuits' hands and feet too the
normal orgy-airlock interfaces would allow feet and hands
to interlock/participate as well? |
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Maybe. The trouble is that everywhere seems to be
a potentially dangerous weak point. I'm wondering if
there's a way for a whole gauntlet or bootie to come
off rather than individual digits, which takes me all
the way back to the DNA zip idea - can't visualise it. |
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And now i realise that's exactly what you meant.
Sorry. |
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struck dumb by the sheer hilarity |
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Eheerrgh ... this is just wrong, very very wrong. |
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We knew we would regret looking at this idea. |
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You knew it was wrong when you posted it, so why ? Why did you have to do it ? Is it some sort of sick compulsion ? |
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[marked-for-psychoanalysis] |
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Now thinking of interlocking icosahedral and
dodecahedral orgies. |
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I dunno, maybe i'm just channelling [benfrost]. |
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An interesting idea. A bit short on other virtues, but
interesting. [+] |
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(John Varley had the last word on this subject in
"Retrograde Summer.") |
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Eventually, humankind will be on long commercial flights to faraway planets like Mars and Pheromone. They will likely take their dogs. Dogs will eventually find a way to do what dogs do following a primordial instinct to make boatloads of baby dogs. It is easy to imagine, then, that a spacesuit for dogs will become necessary, sporting the same type of airlocks as the spacesuits for humans. (At some point it will become necessary to address how to unstick dogs that have become stuck together "in flagrante delicto" while wearing their suits, making for daunting engineering challenges.) |
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Ironically, cat spacesuits will be easy, requiring only a burlap bag and a staple gun. |
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Seems Zero-G sex isn't all that it is cracked up to be. <link> |
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Hmm, [Klaatu], i think the ready availability of a
pressure differential would more than compensate
for that. |
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[Grogster], that presents an ethical dilemma: should
canine and human genital airlocks be made
incompatible, or would that be an unwarranted
intrusion on lifestyle choice? |
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Good point, [nineteenthly]... and certainly something to consider. At the very least, human/canine compatible airlocks might make our [wives/domestic partners/husbands] think twice about putting us "in the doghouse" for protracted periods of time. |
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As an aside, your brilliantly half baked idea will no doubt spawn hundreds, if not thousands, of porn movie remakes. |
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//foot fetish//
Exactly how does one lick the heel of a space-suit? |
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Oh, and excellent link, [Klaatu]! |
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//no doubt spawn hundreds, if not thousands, of
porn movie remakes // |
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2001: A Space Odyssex
Star Whores: The Empire Strikes Butt
Starship Hooters
Moon |
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