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CPAP remediation for wind instrument playing laryngectomees.
Crinkle Whistle
Crystal woodwind reeds
Drinks Whistle
Duck holding Saxophone case
Emergency Vehicle Pennywhistle
Fakepersonophone
Gas-Tuned Trumpet
Gatling Gun Calliope
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Duck holding Saxophone case

Put the duck in special pocket carved into your Saxophone case

(+3, -1)

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Ernie:

Put the duck in special pocket carved into your Saxophone case.

Bert

—	popbottle, Jun 25 2014

Put down the duckie https://www.youtube...watch?v=UiQsaEdJ1aI
Song about growing up or something [popbottle, Jun 25 2014]

Self-referential dribble United_20Airline_27..._2c_20Goose-be-gone
for [FlyingToaster]. [blissmiss, Jun 26 2014]

[link]

<closes the curtains around the bed>Nurse, nurse!!!

But, one bun.

—	not_morrison_rm, Jun 25 2014

Some things I miss that are / appear lost & irretrievably gone (besides my original waistline).

Spitting Image, The Kenny Everett Show, Punch Magazine, Queen / Freddy Mercury, Radio Caroline, & by no means least, the Muppet Show.

{+}

Thanks for the memory jog :)

—	Skewed, Jun 26 2014

[+] but geese fit better. Don't ask.

—	FlyingToaster, Jun 26 2014

Ha [FT] now we know what you been doing with all those geese that went missing. Give me back or else.

As for the idea, it's nonsense. +

—	blissmiss, Jun 26 2014

You can't prove it was me, those geese didn't have your name on them, and how do you know I wasn't simply stealing saxaphone cases ?

—	FlyingToaster, Jun 26 2014

I have the idea to prove it. Now give me back my geese.

—	blissmiss, Jun 26 2014

Oh _those_ geese. You were giving them away. (and that's one of my favourite ideas you've linked to).

Anyways, I've collected almost enough for my Air Chariot, so you'll never catch me.

—	FlyingToaster, Jun 26 2014