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Draculaus is a Christmas vampire themed horror film.
aka from Santa Claus to Draculaus
Instead of
traditional yo-ho-ho, present delivering Santa Claus, we
have the sneaky, neck biting Draculaus who comes on a
flying carriage, powered by his reindeers of terror. (with
glistening razor
edged antlers and attendee troupe of
hissing vampires)
Replacing cuddly toys, socks and
boxes of chocolate, he leaves guns, knives and boxes
of ammunition.
The only protection is to leave out a glass of your own
blood to satisfy the insatiable appetite of this
perpetually thirsty
seasonal devil.
Merry Christmas to all....
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Ewww, ohhh, uurrgh, yuck, no. |
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//attendee troupe of hissing vampires// |
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Shouldn't that be vampire elves? |
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