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“008 of Seven is single, has no female friends (or indeed
any friends at all), lives with his mother, collects edged
weapons and likes to dress in black a lot).”
This is a perfect character for an all out spy film with all
the trimmings. Animatronic rattlesnakes, Artillery
Golf, the sneaky
Bread Pen, the colored smoke rocket and
the list goes on. (just take a peak at his profile page
before it self destructs)
As usual there can be many plots for a spy film, and this
character will mold himself into the proper spy befitting
the occasion. His wit and tenacity will overcome his
enemies and he will try not to use too many explosives,
though that is rarely possible!
So sit back And enjoy some of the movies. We have *
Drama at 35,000 feet*; *Fiddlercrab Earth mover*;* Google
Moleview* and other exciting titles to browse from.
The Halfbaked theater serves croissants and deboned fish,
which is why it is often overrun with cats. Just ignore the
cats and watch this spy get his man!
Austin Powers
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5vsANcS4Ml8
the ultimate agent [xenzag, Sep 09 2021]
the whole camel thing
Strandbeest_20_93donkey_94_20rides
[pertinax, Sep 14 2021]
[link]
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A Bond/Borg crossover, when it's *our* Borg, should include an
element of dessert pornography. Peaks of freshly whipped
meringue would be shown in silhouette during the opening titles,
as would the languid extrusion of creme patissiere from an icing
bag. Mid-plot, the protagonist would be brought almost undone
by a gateau fatal, which would turn out to have more layers than
first appeared, but he would prevail, and the closing credits
would see him being shipped safely homeward in a bathtub full
of trifle. |
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Hopefully, mum, the queen of the hive, isn't a sphere parent. |
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We appear to all have wildly different concepts of agent 008/7. |
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I picture him more as a previous military man with a penchant for history finding himself sleuthing modern cases based on what has been forgotten by most. |
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I think there would be a lot more talking about explosions than actually using them. Extended dialogue carefully planning the sequence of shaped charges and det cord required to stun the zoo-keeper, take down the fences and walls and unlock the snake house door, and discussing possible problems with this. We would see examples of the different charges and fuses but then the scene would cut to a deserted Milton Keynes bus station where we have to wait half an hour for a connecting service, the coffee kiosk is shut and it is raining outside. |
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I knew I could count on some of you to add to this
wonderful narrative! I love all the annotations and
I’m sure he would too. |
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Tearing him away from his comfy couch and favorite duvet,
where his big fluffy kitten, likes to lie whilst licking his
whiskers, might prove to be more difficult than staring in the
next big blockbuster. |
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Sadly, all such bait is now in vain. Watch this: |
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I hereby declare my pride in my great grandfather Llewelyn, a
Victorian industrialist of Castell-nedd ("Neath"), in Glamorgan! |
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{Steps outside, allows ample time for targeting systems to lock
on, removes helmet}. |
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{Goes back inside, comes out again cuddling a borrowed cat}. |
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Don't look now, but there's a ghost messing with your gas tank. |
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// A Bond/Borg crossover, when it's *our* Borg, should
include an element of dessert pornography. Peaks of
freshly whipped meringue would be shown in silhouette
during the opening titles, as would the languid extrusion
of creme patissiere from an icing bag. Mid-plot, the
protagonist would be brought almost undone by a gateau
fatal, which would turn out to have more layers than first
appeared, but he would prevail, and the closing credits
would see him being shipped safely homeward in a
bathtub full of trifle. // |
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It won't spoil if you put enough sherry in it. |
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//Peaks of freshly whipped meringue// |
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Revealing the meringue peaks are the humps of a
camel, that's wearing
sunglasses, a fez & a
worried expression, |
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Ah, yes; a reference to <link> ? |
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That (& perhaps one other) was in my
mind yes :) |
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Driving a sports tank at high speed (and only getting
temporarily stuck in the hatch). |
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Convincing the Borg to use gunpowder explosives
instead of lasers. |
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The villain is actually a cat. As in, the cat which the
human is holding is the actual mastermind. |
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Configuring a wireless router to get Alexa to work
inside the bank vault to automatically turn on the lights. |
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High stakes trivia quiz bowl in a casino, with questions
about Star Trek and technology. |
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^ hah… you guys are awesome and I picture all
these annotations as a scene in the movie! Thank
you. |
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