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anjelina jolie and donald trump organize a football
game
between them, naked, to the death, or at least thats the
way they advertize it. anjelina jolie gets the advantage
of
being on the side of the island that has more natural
resources so she can use her ingenuity to come up with a
weapon
before donald trump would overpower her, they
have to start at opposite ends of the island and maybe it
is
a few square miles so there is a hiding element and
trapping, this must have already been done, am i just
talking about reality tv?
anyway, this time the white king and the black queen of
the world are fighting it out naked and to the death, and
selling tickets of course to fund reparations, but the
event
would be a girl power mega concert in austrailia at the
solstace combined with a white nationalist asult on
washington dc at the same time, televised by google and
apple via the giant interactive screen at city center in
washington dc connected to a similar large screen on the
street in Queensland, where the Queen concert will be
going on, and the final showdown will be virtual and
anjelina jolie would be in queensland and donald trum in
new york but they are playing a video game and all the
white nationalists can go as crazy as they want but if
they
are assholes then in the video game they cant kill
anybody
and look rediculous and weak and they get negative
feedback in their environmental systems, google
supporting this of course. And then that concert would be
called SHARE! and be a way for the sharing economy to
meet geopolitics and Cher would officiate as one of a
long
succession of new queens of the world including all of
the
hot chix who will line up at the bedside of JesusHChrist if
this movie ever gets made. So like invite all girl power
themed acts and then say no guys except for JesusHChrist
because he came up with the idea, but all of the guys
have
to take a vacation to america and all of the girls and
Jesus
in Austrailia. Jesus's offspring and all of the chicks in the
world have to defend the island of australia from the
rabid
hoardes of all of the men in the world who are dieing to
get into austrailia to get Jesus's chicks but they wont let
them and all of the men are bad yuk and not perfect and
smooth like the big Jesus. Yeah. So anyway, with
Angelina
at his right hand and Scarlett Johannsson and a long ling
of
all females in the world in order of hottness at his left,
Jesus will fly using polyolifin wings with this flock for
ever
around the perimeter of austrailia, the flocking will
create
an intelligent chimney above the desert in austrailia and
the ecosystme will be saved by a giant orgy in the sky
high
above austrailia where Jesus and the chicks will enjoy
impossibly hot set that will regulate the termperature of
the planeet and save us all, so that we can travel to the
dimension of the heavy elements, with giant blue swirley
wings with stripes so we can swim through light, and
maybe then Jesus will, through his magninimity and
graciousness, maybe let some of the stupid hoards of
men
dieing and gnashing their teeth on the wild shark
infested
surf of northern austrailia, maybe, if they go to priest
school and do stuff like clean Jesus's kitchen in their
underware for free and give dieing men blowjobs for a
living, only if they do everything that i say, and only if i
say JesusHChrist says before i say it, you know?
Starring JesusHChrist and Angelina Jolie
And btw this movie segues right into the Scarlet
Johannson movie where she is the nuclear waste alient
who falls in love, in the form of the end of the world,
with Jack Black who is the antichrist of this light
element world as it singularities at the end of time
brought about by a computer virus that bothers lonely
males to distraction and then violence by giving them
false alerts especially when it is awkward for them to
answer the phone.
So thus Scarlett Johannesson, Angelina Jolie and Jack
Black will be my first two investors
HotChixMovie
HotChixMovie [JesusHChrist, Nov 18 2016]
It's time to take a break.
http://i.imgur.com/bF6Cp.jpg I mean no disrespect. [Voice, Nov 18 2016]
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[JHC], does this stuff just flow out of you? |
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the bathroom is the museum of today |
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Would you like any help with the spelling? |
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OK. In that case, let me pass on a piece of advice which my PhD supervisor once gave to me, on the subject of spelling. It was "fucking try". |
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I would recommend eating some bananas. |
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Tuna sandwiches help also. |
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[JHC] would it help if you had someone to call and talk to? |
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See if you can get something worthwhile accomplished before the mania ebbs. |
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Thank you Voice, I appreciate it. No more posts. and since
an annotation is not a post I'll just add that in case anyone
is in the market, the price of these screenplays is getting
them made. |
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I'm going to try reading every other word... |
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Pssst...ready the big butterfly net and the tranquilliser dart gun |
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