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A small cylindrical robot that roams the streets sniffing for the characteristic scent of dog poo.
When it finds a fresh pile, a little arm plants a miniature Union flag in the centre.
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Could use a different flag outside of the UK. Installing a small inkjet printer, and a low-resolution GPS, could allow the unit to be loaded with blank flags. |
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I thought it was going to plant an MBA grad certificate in it. |
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A warm, steaming bun, just for you. [+] (...if a robot comes along and sticks a flag in it I am definitely changing my recipe...) |
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You mean it isn't already? |
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Would be much more useful than some degrees. |
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I have no degrees, and yet am somehow useful. How did
this happen? |
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//I have no degrees// Pfui! You have six degrees of
separation, don't you? |
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Heard today on NPR, that thanks to Facebook, that average number has decreased to 4.7. |
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In that case isn't the original 6 suspiciously precise? |
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// a miniature Union flag in the centre. // |
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Would not a french tricoleur be infinitely more appropriate ? |
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I always thought that the only thing that ought to be stuck in a fresh dog turd was a lolly stick. |
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I once saw a smoke-emitting tractor-like vehicle
called "FIDO", which stood for something something
"dog ordure", and was very excited at the idea of a
vehicle powered by incineration of dog turds, but
was later disillusioned to discover that it simply had a
conventional diesel engine and was designed to clean
up poo. This is one of the great sadnesses of my life. |
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ha ha ha ha ha ha [RayfordSteele] |
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