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Now that Amazon Rekognition is available to the masses,
make sure that only the popular boys and gals are at your
next summer event by tying photos from the online invites
you send to the facial recognition engine, and finally bring
those auderb costs for your parties into line!
Amazon Rekognition
https://aws.amazon.com/rekognition/
[theircompetitor, May 23 2018]
Pop the party
https://www.wsj.com...ognition-1527004150
[theircompetitor, May 24 2018]
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So, you're giving up on your previous strategy of simply throwing parties that no-one ever came to ? And it worked sooooo well for you, too ... |
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Or maybe you've decided to quit while you're ahead, or - in your case - alone ... <derisive snigger/> |
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seems our dystopian future has arrived |
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What on earth is an auderb? |
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It's an intensifying word, decribing a derb. They can get
expensive if you're paying by the syllable. |
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// our dystopian future has arrived // |
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Indeed it has ... special delivery. Just sign here, please ... |
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Oh, and this bunch of roses is for you, too. The crushed, shriveled blooms represent the casual destruction of all your fragile hopes and dreams. There's a card, too; a rather nice monochrome picture of a boot stamping on a human face, forever. It's a "pop-up" card, so when you open it, a bunch of hungry rats seem to leap out at your face, and the integrated sound chip plays the sound of Winston Smith screaming. |
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