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Badtime Busters!
They have a special gun that they use to wipe out badtimes. Let me tell you about this gun.
It has a multi lazer pointer output that creates massive lazer light projections on any solid surface. It has rock music playing from the gun, and the kickout trap is a giant subwoofer.
Also, it smokes, and it has a funnel attachement for bonging beers.
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...so basically a frat party in a gun. Wow. (backs away slowly) |
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Sorry, your bad time "buster" sounds alot like my bad time. ;) Hmmmm...Can it be configured to pop out some wine, jazz, and a well dressed, well read, attractive guy to flirt with? If yes, I'll shoot it at your version and, bun. |
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Wait a minute. So, your're gonna have someone with a jazzy raygun shoot heroine at someone with a rockin' out raygun that shoots marijuana and laser lights and watch the whole fiasco go down like its David and Goliath...??? |
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or, maybe... something else. |
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either way... my answer is still yes. |
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Am gathering that the heroine and hash annos were removed by mystery author. [+] for the idea of "dueling good time guns", which would basically guarantee a bad time for all! |
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What is //lazer light// ? |
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A misspelling of tazer light...? |
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I'd have a better time seeing how long it would take the guy with the gun to get beat up. PLACING BETS NOW. |
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I have a feeling this gun will create a "badtime" for the occupant in the apartment downstairs. |
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Just hope that he doesn't have a real gun. |
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Sitting on the porch a block
away with popcorn, waiting for
the cops to turn up. Now that's a
good time. |
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