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Can't afford that 21 gun salute for your favourite aunt Agathas funeral? No problem! Just use these new Funeral Party-Poppers. they come in the very dignified shade of matt black, and shoot out respectable black streamers that fly far in handsome clouds of smoke. These could also be used during the
after funeral gathering, just before you eat the "wake cake".
[BTW, this was inspired by the black party-poppers on the new Guiness poster campaign]
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So not an original idea then? Croissant anyway. All those in favour, lay back quietly and cross your arms over your chest. |
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so much for resting in peace then. |
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Hmmm. Some of the compressed spring snakes *inside* the coffin? |
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For he's a jolly dead fellow,
for he's a jolly dead fellow,
for he's a jolly dead felloooooooowww,
which nobody can deny... |
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ehieheh … Aunt Agathas; aren't they, like, goth or something? eh
uhhuhhh … They're cool; fix the color on the TV dumbass. nhuh |
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Puts the "Fun" in Funerals |
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I'll use the ever popular PeterSealy word, "BAKED" They have these in novelty shops for Over-The-Hill parties. |
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This is for "Under-The-Hill" Parties |
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Those party-poppers in the link are huge! I'm meaning the smaller ones, perhaps you only get them in europe. Everything's so big in america... |
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That's what the widow said! |
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Does anyone remember Harvey Putnam's funeral in "Amazon Women on the Moon"? |
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If you haven't seen this movie, rent it NOW! (Kentucky Fried Movie is a poor imitaion of Amazon Women). |
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