h a l f b a k e r yThe phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.
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This idea is inspired by the beautiful swirling patterns that form on
cream cheese when you spread it with a serrated blade.
The Cream Cheese Zen Garden is just a wide, flat tray covered in a
layer of cream cheese. Using the included mini rakes and spades, you
are encouraged to form as many
pleasing ripples as you want on the
surface of the spread. If it seems too minimalist, you can sprinkle some
dill on it, or even put some (clean) pebbles on it in strategically placed
positions. When you have achieved inner peace, just put the whole
thing in the fridge. Hungry? Scoop out some cream cheese and spread it
on your bagel. Then, of course, you have to preserve the flow of the
garden by flattening it out again and filling it with more waves of zen.
Got a water feature for you.
http://www.huffingt...stiga_n_618484.html
Germany gives Italy blue balls. [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 23 2010]
Heston's Feasts
http://www.channel4.../heston-s-feasts-1/
Heston created a whole edible garden [simonj, Jun 24 2010]
[link]
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What about a cheese tree in the middle ? |
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Edible zen garden, brilliant. [8th], you didn't actually click for that bun. |
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Borg buns don't register until their system signs off or
shuts down. ... Anyways, this idea is kinda xenny and
should probably involve more custard, but now I'm
realizing that everything I just said is shit esoterica and
should probably just vote yes and go. |
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If you kept it on the table instead, it would start growing! |
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Yes, but not in a good way. |
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Sounds like something from Heston's Feasts <link> |
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Here's another bun to spread it on [+] --- now, break out another tub, I'm ready to relax... |
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//What about a cheese tree in the middle ? //
Great idea you lot!. What about three of them?. That's right! Three cheese trees!. Now what can we get to fly through them?...... |
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Nope, I got it!. Fleas!. And we're going to need three of them!
So once they are done flying through the cheese trees we can all say out loud what just happened!
Bless you Dr Seuss! |
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I see the Zen Cream Cheese Bagel Co. as a bagel snack food franchise where you can buy tasty cream cheese bagels - i.e bagels sliced in half, lightly toasted and expertly spread with Zen cream cheese patterns to bring a little bit of delicious Zen into your day. |
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That's an excellent idea. [8th]: fleas in cheese trees? Sounds
like the bee's knees! |
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Zen cream cheese - "The sound of one knife spreading". |
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Nearly there, DrWorm - Repeat after me: Three fleas flew through three cheese trees. |
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+ yummy, with sliced green olive stepping stones! |
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