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I was once on a date. It's true.
During the date I sneezed into my
hands. The angle of my hands
allowed the sneeze particles to bounce
off my hands and directly into the face
of my date sitting next to me. |
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I must admit I am unable to envision
what it is your talking about. |
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Faster than a handkerchief, more convenient than a surgeon's mask, the cup, strapped to the forearm, is raised to nearly cover the nose and mouth to brake and capture pathogen-laden droplets. |
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lovely. actually I like this better than the face mask. |
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I hope the seal on this thing is good'n'tight. |
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I am <takes deep breath> going to fishbone an FJ idea. Two much more elegant and simple solutions spring to mind - absorbent cuffs (quick prototype: wrap a..erm... thingy that girls use, you know - round your cuff) or use a handkerchief. Not keen on the idea of wandering around with two paper cups dangling from my wrists. |
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//thingy that girls use, you know // |
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<looking innocent> Why, no, [moom]. Whatever do you mean? <li> |
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I like this idea simply for the strapping of a cup to the arm. Nice visual. |
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<subsided horror from moom's solution> |
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I wear pads on my sleeves anyway. |
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What? Everyone does it sometimes! |
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I wear my heart on my sleeve. nasty looking mess. |
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I am suffering from something, and at the market, only hours ago, I began to sneeze uncontrollably, while browsing the meat department. I felt awful. I didn't have a tissue or anything. People ran away from me. |
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(This would also, once again, be a great plus for the mentally challenged popultation. It would make it fun to sneeze.) + |
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