h a l f b a k e r yI CAN HAZ CROISSANTZ?
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Individuals who lose weight frequently bemoan the
necessity of continually purchasing new clothes.
Moan no more; with the new BorgCo constant-
profile undergarmets, the problem is solved.
When commencing your weight-loss programme,
simply don the special undersuit. A laser scanner
then detects
and records your body outline. Don
your normal garments.
Every day, don the undersuit and undergo a
reference scan. The software then pumps water
into the individually-addressable cells of the
garment- a bit like a g-suit -until your outline is
restored.
When you are down to your target weight, cease
using the undersuit and go on just one shopping
trip for new clothes.
my somewhat similar idea
TopographicWear
[xandram, Nov 01 2012]
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and people will REALLY notice your weight loss. love it |
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"... lost weight ?"
"nah, just changed my shorts." |
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